on the Guy Code Finale tonight: “Trust me when I tell you, it’s cooler to have money than to look like you have money.”

never go out with a loaded gun.

do you know the code to fighting?

Tonight. Breaking up. “You listen and you give generic, vague advice.”

When buying a gift for your lady you need to put a little thought into it. They’ll know if you didn’t.

Tonight. “Step up your interior design game fellas.”

Don’t be too eager or a creep. Do you know the code?

There are rules to karaoke.