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Ben Savage Wants You To Eat Breakfast
Hey everyone, watch this video, its very informative about the need to eat breakfast. This is a cause thats very important to me, I know this guy that didn’t eat breakfast, and it ruined his life. Like he was so malnourished he drove his car into a Rite Aid, and later on he told me it was because he didn’t eat breakfast. And I was like, “Dude, you should have ate breakfast.” and he was all “I know dude, I can’t believe I drove into a Rite Aid.” and I was like “Why did you drive into a Rite Aid?” and he was all “Open your fucking ears, 90s, I didn’t eat breakfast.” and I was like “Fuck you you dumb motherfucker. Like that doesnt even make sense, how did not eating breakfast lead to you driving into a Rite Aid? I hope you go to jail for the rest of your life you stupid asshole loser motherfucker idiot moron fuckface. Fuck you up your stupid ass.” and then I hung up on him. I think he actually is in jail now.
(via zoomerbro)